My Husband Claimed He Was Working All Weekend—Then His Boss Called Asking Why He Never Showed Up, So I Took His Credit Card

baby.”

“Excellent choice,” I said. “And I’ll take that basket of wine.”

The cashier looked at me oddly.

“Is it a gift?”

“Yes. For myself. From the universe.”

Next came the department store.

“Mom, why are you trying on so many dresses?” Owen asked, bored outside the fitting room.

“Because for eight years I bought myself cheap clothes, darling. See this dress?continue reading …