My Husband Claimed He Was Working All Weekend—Then His Boss Called Asking Why He Never Showed Up, So I Took His Credit Card

It costs about what your father spends on one ‘business lunch.’ I’ll take it in three colors.”

My phone would not stop vibrating.

Eleven missed calls.

Seventeen messages.

Me, while slipping on a pair of expensive heels:

“You also work Saturday nights? Such dedication.”

Daniel: “LOVE, PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN.”

Me: “Of course. Later. Right now I’m busy SPENDING.continue reading …