My Groom Smashed My Face Into the Cake During The Cake Cutting As a ‘Joke’—I Was Holding Back Tears When My Brother Shocked Everyone

What’s worse was that Ed was laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world.

He reached over and swiped a glob of frosting from my cheek, then licked his finger.

“Mmm,” he said loudly enough for everyone to hear. “Sweet.”

That’s when I saw movement in my peripheral vision.