I Was Fired At 9:14 A.M. By The CEO’s Son-In-Law-By 10:17, The Boardroom Was In Chaos

you talking about?”

“The house!”

I sat up in bed.

“What about it?”

She practically screamed.

“It’s a disaster!”

I blinked.

“What?”

“The foundation is failing!”

I pulled the phone away from my ear.

“The what?”

“The foundation!” she yelled. “An engineer inspected it yesterday. The entire south side is sinking. Do you know how much that costs to fix?”

I didn’t.

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